Sunday, November 1, 2009
was readin some randoms from my fb dcided to post it here to entertain all you idiots who has nothin to do and stalk me..
Don't take life to seriously. No one gets out alive
Stay clean and Green; cuz Yummy noodles make kittens horny. so stop jumping into bushes.
I can't remember anything, like what's your name? I.D.G.A.F.\
love = nature's wae of tricking ppl into reproducing.. xD
then, i wish to fall in love with a lesbian.. =D
you people are too stupid.. thats y im here to guide you all.. xD
love is something we make.. not have.. please have protected love.. xD
your head is full of words. words that dont mean anything at all.
truth always lies..
being in love is like planning a suicide.
playing roulette with a flower.
want to tree for fight sex soverign ate night tent
they said the best time to see loads of boobs bounce is during kallang waves. cant wait for the next national day when all boobs bounce united as a nation. xD
the heartbeat tht causes boobs to bounce
Screw DEATH. Ive got LIFE.
I want to master life and death.
we are all going to die anyway.. so lets find the suitable poison..
ive been ripped down.. knocked down.. turned down.. burnt down n im still here smiling.. what makes u think u can stop me from smiling.. =)
by saying "im not smart enough" is just like saying you are stupid. but atleast it sounds nicer.. xD
im still waiting for the day that all monsters fully evolves into real women.. there are still alot of monster rejects out there.. =/
Ignoring what we've felt, Overlooking what we've done, No awkward silences, no hiding any truths Ignoring what we've felt, Overlooking what we've done, What do you say?
"I LOVE U" she said. "I LOVE ME MORE" i said. she lose.
certified with double degee in randomology n boobyoulogy..
I didn't say i was powerful, i said i was a wizard.
never blame urself. since u are sharing the world with other. put the blame on others instead.
Bulls make money, Bears make money, Pigs get slaughtered...
If i cut my hair, Hawaii will sink..
Your stupid acts could be a lesson to someone else. So be as stupid as possible and contribute to the public. Thank you for wasting your time reading this.
we are just an abstract painting where everone has different view on. but in the end. none of them matters.
I like the way you are now. It reminds me of the time when i was young and foolish.
The fact that no one understands you doesnt mean ur an abstract artist.
No im not perfect.. ill admit it.. but ill tell you asses how it feels like being one soon..
the only reason you are still alive is bcuz killing is illegal..
Murder is just an excuse for suicide.. an adrenaline burst is strong enough for a man to kill a bear but not kill the murderer.. i guess no one wanna live that long anyway.. =)
Change in a person is common. Its just a matter of adepting to it.
I would like to take this oppurtunity to say thank you to all those mats and minahs who club, drink then fight as a hobby and had to do things where (normal) people us wont even think of getting near to and calling it work thus leaving the good jobs to peoples like us.. =x
welcome retards to the era where fucktards rules the world and assholes like ya all follows blindly.. xD
wouldnt recommend an octupus as a pet to anyone no matter how much i hate them..
always follow what your heart says! nw mine is saying fuck you... so lets fuck!
All you need is creativity to avoid n dodge all those fucked up problem that tries to knock you down.
Goodbye friendship, hello heartache.
The blowjob that captured my heart.
Stupid ppl do stupid things. Smart ppl outsmart each other.
Hey ladies. Lets wrestle n u'll get the tombstone piledriver but in the horizontal position.
Its been business doing pleasure with you.
i wish you were here......... instead of me..
Porns are cool.. they make your mind jog..
Masturbation ease the body mind and soul.. and its safe to say that masturbation is goooooodd.. jajaaa!
Always let a horse drink your water first and see if it survives. You will never know who will try to poison you.
Words dont kill me.. they inspire.. :)
Hey dear. Can we act hugging and kissing? So cupid would come out. I wanna catch it, rip its wings out and feed it to my goldfish cause it always shoot the wrong girls for me.
Trippin' over my words. and now you're trippin' on me. Isn't that funny? Couldn't you just laugh until you choke? I wish you would. So your face could match your eyes, cold,and blue,and lifeless. How did I ever fall for you?
Rule #1: Skaters shouldnt have GF
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